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: Stuff Celebs say at Graduation Ceremonies.

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“You know, you don’t have to be famous. You just have to make your mother and father proud of you.” -Meryl Streep

“If life gives you lemons, grab it by the horns and drive. Yes, I just mixed three metaphors. Remember, I was a C student.” -Jane Lynch

“By the time I was your age, I really…